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Funny Friday! Management Trainee Makes A Hilarious Phone Call To The Boss

Posted by | October 10, 2014 | Graduate Article

It’s that day of the week again. We hope you had a great week. If you didn’t there’s always another day to make it better.

Start off your weekend with this hilarious career jokes

Joke 1.
A Man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.
On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, “Get me a coffee quickly!”
The voice from the other side responded,”You fool you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to, dumbo?”
“No”, replied the trainee.
“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you fool!”
The man shouted back, “And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?”
“No.”, replied the Managing Director.
“Good!”, replied the trainee and put down the phone!

Joke 2;
If a barber makes a mistake, It’s a new style…
If a driver makes a mistake, It is an accident…
If an engineer makes a mistake, It is a new venture…
If parents make a mistake, It is a new generation…
If a politician makes a mistake, It is a new law…
If a scientist makes a mistake, It is a new invention…
If a tailor makes a mistake, It is a new fashion…
If a teacher makes a mistake, It is a new theory…
If our boss makes a mistake, It is our mistake……
If an employee makes a mistake, It is a “MISTAKE”

Joke 3
A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
“Listen,” said the CEO, “this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?”
“Certainly,” said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
“Excellent, excellent!” said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. “I just need one copy.”

Joke 4
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO.
This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall.
The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business!
The CEO walks up the guy and asks, “And how much money do you make a week?”
Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, “I make $200.00 a week. Why?”
The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams, “Here’s a week’s pay, now GET OUT and don’t come back!”
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, “Does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?”
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, “He’s the pizza delivery guy.”